Who is this guy they call Sam Hain?
I see his name in witchy books.
But when I ask my witchy friends
They just give me the strangest looks.

He seems so important
And everyone knows him except me.
Each year they throw him a party
It sounds like the COOL place to be!

When I ask my friends what's he like
They all practically turn and run.
I need to get to know San Hain 
So I can join in all the fun.

I asked my friends to introduce me,
But, I'll have to introduce myself.
'Cuz when I asked they looked at me
Like I was a demented elf!

So I searched the yellow pages
I called up information, too.
I just can't find this guy, Sam Hain;
I surfed the web 'til I turned blue.

I've heard my witchy friends planning
And although they think that I'm a pain
I'm going to crash his party
And then I'll finally meet Sam Hain!

the end

Sam Hain's Adult Party Cider
by INewt@aol.com

1 gallon apple cider
1 1/2  T  cinammon
1 1/2  t  ginger
1 1/2  t  nutmeg
1/2  c  or more powdered sugar to taste
1/2  c  Hot Damn Liqueur

Combine cider, spices & sugar in large pot. 
Simmer slowly on low heat for 15 minutes, stirring occassionaly.  DO NOT BOIL.  
Add Hot Damn Liqueur to cider. 
Serve warm. 
Add one shot of liqueur to self!